Query of the Heart

[Verse]
In the land of tables and rows so fine
Steve met Pinal under the SQL sign
At Bits they gathered with a love to share
Of queries and joins in the conference air
[Verse 2]
Indexes whispered in the room so tight
They bonded over a LEFT JOIN that night
Stored procedures turned into sweet romance
A syntax of love
They took the chance
[Chorus]
Oh the query of the heart
Bringing two worlds
No syntax apart
From SELECT to WHERE
They found their way
At SQL Bits
Love saved the day
[Verse 3]
Pinal said
Steve your schema's so clear
Your primary key makes my world sincere
Steve replied
You're the clause I need
Together we'll write the perfect lead
[Bridge]
In a world of code
They found their spark
Their love indexed in a database so stark
No nulls in sight
Their love was true
A clustered match
Just me and you
[Chorus]
Oh the query of the heart
Bringing two worlds
No syntax apart
From SELECT to WHERE
They found their way
At SQL Bits
Love saved the day